16 Hot n' Swingin' rot n' roll party shakers & quakers groovin' ALL NITE LONG!!!

Say what's up Mac? I hear you're having yourself a lil' party? Now you gonna have a swell time let me tell ya. You got the babes, the booze, delicious food, but a party ain't nothin' unless you got the tunes!

Now listen up, and listen up good. For the big sound you need the big pieces. And for the hottest sounds around, I'm your man. All the top dee-jays - they all go through me. Rex, Mad Mike, Wolfman Jack - I'm their all-time #1 go-to main man when it comes to killer diller rockin' boppin' dancefloor bangerz. The Monkey, the Twist, the Hully Gully and the Shing-a-Ling - I got the tunes to make y'all swing.

I got sides that'll make you sway. I got spins that'll go your way. I got the platters that matter. The discs with no risk. Trust me with the tunes to make 'em swoon.

So whaddaya say? You wanna go my way? Let's have a ball and a swingin' part-tay. But remember, you gotta go through me.